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Eddie murphy kids are cruel
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Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.In 2006, Murphy started dating TV and film producer Tracey Edmonds. If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. (Eddie Murphy) "Why can't she walk a step? You know why she can't a step? Because she's a fat, hairy bitch.".

eddie murphy kids are cruel

You know what? I got drunk in my motherf***in' kitchen and I was drinking out of my glass in my motherf***in' house.

eddie murphy kids are cruel

Cause you know it is, know it is? Im drunk, so what?"

  • (Eddie Murphy) "kiss my ASS if you don't like it.
  • I don't give cause I paid the motherf***in' bills in this motherf***er. And if you don't like it, you get the f*** OUT.
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Reaganomics sucks? Well tell us something we don't know motherf***er.".
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey Ron, they the ones that's booin', I didn't say s***.
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Oh s***, I'm in Washington D.C.".
  • And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with s*** sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Bear and a rabbit were taking a s*** in the woods.
  • So by the time I was like ten, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe -"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Does anyone have a mother that would hit you with a shoe? I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime.
  • If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers.
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Y'all didn't know I was a ventriloquist too.".
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I'm winded, I'm out of breath - I'm sweatin' and s***.".
  • And if my wife don't like that, she can get the f*** out, too." You can take your motherf***in' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the f***, you can go upstairs and get the motherf***in' dog and scoop up the s*** and take Eddie and get these mothaf***in' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherf***in' kids of yours and put them in the motherf***ing "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the f*** out. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherf***er. I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherf***in' s***?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the f*** is going on here? Normal kids don't do s*** like that, Gus.
  • (Eddie Murphy) "and the motherf***ers come up with fish.
  • And I think, "What the f*** are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this" And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherf***in' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes. I put the motherf***ers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. You know how I found out they was Bigfoot when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. They're little hairy motherf***ers, just like their mother. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherf***ers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. And your motherf***in' children? They're Bigfeet, too. I'll bet she climbs the f*** outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here f*** her. I know a motherf***in' Bigfoot when I see one.
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherf***in' thick - 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak.
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Now, a brother's dick is too big, so it'll f*** up his balance - Every time you see a brother in a wheelchair, he ain't always crippled.".
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips."".
  • My mother's like, "What the f*** going on in here?""
  • (Eddie Murphy) "My mother ran in the bathroom, see my big brother sitting in the bathroom with a piece of s*** in his hand in the tub, I was laying in the bottom of the water with blood gushing out my eye, G.I.
  • Eddie Murphy Delirious is distributed by HBO. It features Eddie Murphy as producer, and Juan Barrera as head of cinematography.Įach episode of Eddie Murphy Delirious is 69 minutes long.

    eddie murphy kids are cruel

    Eddie Murphy Delirious completed its run in 1970. Eddie Murphy Delirious is a television program that first aired in 1970.









    Eddie murphy kids are cruel